Do you know the differance between a white fairy tale and a black fairy
tale?
A white fairy tale starts out "Once upon a time --"
A black fairy tale starts "ya'll aint going to belive this shit!"



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What do you call a black lady with braces?
-Black n' Decker pecker wrecker

Where do Newfies put their Armies?
-In thier Sleavies

What did the Blonde name her pet Zebra?
-Spot



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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to
find it."



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Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: Because you always have to make a rough draft before perfection!!!




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Nurse was going down the hall at the doctor's office and from the examination
room she hears this lady patient cry out," Kiss me doctor, oh please kiss
me!"  The doc replied, "That would be unethical Mrs. Jones, I shouldn't even
be screwing you like this!"




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Why are rabbits so quite when thier making love?

Because they have cotton balls.




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Q. What do you call 30 blonds standing ear to ear?

A.  A wind tunnel.



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Q:   Why did the golfer have two pairs of pants on?

A:   Becuase he got a hole in one!



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What do you call a masturbaiting cow??

BEEF STROKING OFF





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How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
      
Change?



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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice?

Because it said, "concentrate."



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  A blonde is walking down the street with her brunette friend.  The
brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!"  The blonde looks up and says," where?"




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What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
The hooker stops screwing you after you're dead.




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You know what the problem with a lot of people is? 

Overpopulation.



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