Confucious Says:

* Woman who goes to mans apartment for snack,     gets titbit.

* Man who lay woman on ground,  get peace on earth.

* Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

* Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand

* Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

* Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone.

* Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

* Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

* He who fart in church, sit in own pew.