A man notices a red ring around his penis one day while taking a
shower. He freaks out, and runs to the phone to call the doctor.
      Later on, at the doctor's office, the man is nervous. The doctor asks
him to drop his pants. The doctor takes a short look and says " Yeah, I can
fix that for 20 bucks" 
      "20 bucks!!!! The other doctors usually charge 500!!" the man yelled
        "well" the doctor said " i am pretty good at recognizing lipstick
when i see it".