Once I was in a club and a guy sat down by me.  He was drunk. Of course.
 Then he started to talk.  "See that guy?  Hes gay.  Sometimes when I feel
weird I wink at him.  Sometimes when I feel realy weird I blow him a kiss." 
    "Thats sick!"  I said.
     "OH yah, well when i feel realy realy weird i sleep with him.  But in
the morning the jokes on him because im not gay."