Sarah had her mother staying with her in town to get some various physical 
checkups.  Her mom had bad eyesight so Sarah volunteered to drive her to the  
doctor's office.  

Tuesday was her appointment with the Gynecologist so she went into Sarah's  
bathroom to take a shower.  She got out, toweled off and noticed Sarah had
a can of feminine deodorant spray in her medicine cabinet.  She had never used 
such a thing but thought that she'd try it since she'd be spread eagled on an 
examining table and was a little self-conscious about possible odor.  She gave 
herself a couple of puffs and got dressed.

When she had her feet in the stirrups and the doctor had positioned himself,  he
chuckled and said, "My, my, Mrs Friedman.  Aren't we prettied up today."  
Naturally, Sarah's mother was mortified and could not speak a word.  She hurried
out when her appointment was over.  She was still beet red when she and Sarah 
arrived back home and Sarah asked her what was wrong.

"Oh, honey," mom said, "I'm so embarrassed"  and she relayed the doctor's 
comment.  "I don't know what he must have thought...all I had done was use some 
of your feminine deodorant spray."

"But, mom," replied Sarah.  "I don't have any feminine deodorant spray."

"Oh yes you do, dear," said her mom leading her to the bathroom.  She pulled out
the infamous bottle and showed it to Sarah.

"Oh, mom!" Sarah exclaimed.  "You weren't wearing your glasses, were you? That's
Hair Spray with Glitter!"