A mortician and his assistant were starting work one day.  The mortician told
his assistant to start ona certain body.  The assistant when over to the body
and went through his routine: he started checking all the creveses on the
body and found a cork in his asshole. When he pulled the cork out...

"I've got friends in low places..."

He put the cork back in and called the mortician over and asked his if he
could check this problem.  The assistant pulled the cork out again and...

"where the whiskey drowns my..."

The assistant asks the mortician if has ever heard any thing like this.
The mortician says "Ya, any asshole can sing country music"