Three Newfies died in a car aciident and landed at the Pearly Gates 
together. St. Peter addressed the first Newfie.
	" Before you are allowed to enter heaven you must answer a 
question. What can you tell me about Easter."
	The first Newfie looked puzzled for a moment then said," Oh, I 
know. That's the holiday in the fall when you pig out on Turkey and watch 
football games all day."
	" NO!! To Hell with you!" said St. Peter and the first Newfie 
disappeared in a puff of smoke. St. Peter turned to the second Newfie and 
asked him about Easter.
	" Isn't that the holiday in December when you get gifts and 
decorate a dead tree?"
	" NO!!" cried St. Peter," To Hell with you too!" The second 
Newfie disappeared in a puff of smoke.
	The last Newfie looked nervous as St. Peter turned to him. 
	"What can you tell me about Easter?" 
	" Well that's the holiday that occurs in early spring. It begins 
on the day Jesus was hung on a cross between two criminals and made to 
wear a crown of thorns. He dies and they bury him in a cave and roll a 
rock over the entrance to seal it. On the third day, Jesus is supposed to 
rise from the dead. So they roll the stone away from the cave entrance 
and if Jesus pops his head out it means six more weeks of winter."