Which falls faster a blonde or brunette?
A brunette because the blonde has to ask for directions.


2 blondes are trying to get in their car because they are locked out of it.
THe one with the hanger says I don't think it is going to come unlocked.
The other one says welll you better hurry up because the top is down and it
looks like it is going to rain.


She is so blonde:
She saw a sign that said disney world left she turned around and went home.


Q- How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day
A- She has a tampon behind her and she can't find her pencil